The Continental

        You open this blog post and your eyes land on the first line of text, about to read it, when suddenly, you look up from your device and you see that you are outside and a big white volleyball is coming straight towards your head. You miraculously grow a six-pack and gain some giant toned muscles as you whack that volleyball back to the other side of the net, where it lands in the sand as the beautiful bodies on the other side dive to attempt to recover the ball. Everyone's smiling and having fun, and you yell a manly growl as you flex your huge chest. As you get into your zone position with your hands on your slightly bent knees with your eyes shooting directly forward at the enemy, you start to hear the faint high-pitched guitar riff of Playing with the Boys, and sure enough, Kenny Loggins comes shuffling onto the beach with his six-string strapped and ready to rock.          The enemy team serves the volleyball as Kenny Loggins unleashes his energy and his joyful movement